Willard is back in business

April 22nd, 2014 by Prophet Matthew James

That’s right, the good lord Willard has touched his likeness upon me and has guided me back to my place here in the Celestialnet. For now the audio facsimiles are being transferred back, my deciples are diligently praying to Willard for pure sleep, and I’m getting ready for the Great Anhedonia…

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!