The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 10168.1-4

To the Willardites among us,

This prophecy is brought to you by: The Exorcism In La Jolla, for I’m not letting any man go in the name of Jabbaneba Jesus Christ!

Here lies a new prophecy—and I quote:

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1 Uh uh, dude! Stay at the wedding pool(?). Stay at the wimp up um.

2 [Untranslatable/Nocturnal Mastication]

3 Huh, I beat it once. Huh huh. Yeah I beat it once, once.

4 Henis, atalt, dirt bag, hm hm hm hmmm…

S-Rev10168.1 – Purport: While in Willard Consciousness it is best that we jump in the wedding pool. What this means is uncertain, but it is best for us to do so. Willard said, “Go thy way, and jump… Jump to the jump of life, for life starts in the wedding pool!”

S-Rev10168.2 – Purport: Here we find ourselves amid a mess of disgruntled diarrhea! Only Willard knows of the meaning of this passage.

S-Rev10168.3 – Purport: Sometimes one beating isn’t enough, therefore beat it once, once! This means that if it doesn’t work the first time, then try it again. This applies to all aspects of life.

S-Rev10168.4 – Purport: Thus says Willard, “Go, seek, and listen to my gospel. For life brings obstacles, and I bring salvation by way of sleep. When life is hard, you always have the precious gift of sleep.”

This was not much, but it’s better than nothing!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!