The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 23, 165 – 2765.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3149.1-3

Thank you to all; this is for you,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MAYBE LOGIC ACADEMY, FOR MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE THIS COURSE!

Let the Son of James Speaketh—and I quote:

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1 Come make my sense I, I think it’s stupid.

2. Cha! Sure it’s not a house?

3. Ahhhhhh!

S-Rev3199.1 – Purport: It is not wise to make sense of things, for that just makes life more complicated. You’ll spend all your time alone thinking about whatever intrigues you. This is not healthy, so then you’ll go outside to interact with others and try to make sense of things. This will not work either, it’ll only make things worse. This is due to the fact that no one wants to talk to you because they can’t fit you into their “busy” schedule of Work, Exorcise, T.V., Cellphones, and Social Life of Drinking, Drugging, and Breading. The only true way to make sense of things is to not think at all. This is hard at first, but all you have to do is join those in the illusion of distraction.

S-Rev3199.2 – Purport: In Willard’s time there was this house that he would prophesy in. Roylard Thomas bought it for really cheap from a local farmer by the name of Higgins. Later in life, when the secret society was in full Order, they opened it up to members who wanted to experience Willard’s sleep prophecies firsthand. They would hear his speech and be inspired. Their Inner Noctilucence shined ever so nicely, and when they went to sleep the next day, they would dream of a life of wonder. These dreams would give them insight into their very own nature of being.

S-Rev3199.3 – Purport: This is the Son of James’s reaction to the let down of the Great Anhedonia. Willard said that it wasn’t going to be as grand as he once thought it was going to be. We’ll just have to wait and see for ourselves when it comes to pass.

And this is what I say…

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!