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Working Out Is Hard To Do!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 820.1

Companions of Willard,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FIDDLER ON THE SUBWAY, FOR A BELL RANG BUT NO ONE SEEMED TO NOTICE!

Another day shall bring time, and I shall utilize that time to the best of my abilities, but so for now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

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1 Ahan torque. Tore. Workout hets’t. Co workout, in your co– outer core. Core. Look at that core!

S-Rev820.1Purport: These days working out seems to be very important. In those days, working out was just as important, but it wasn’t talked about like it is today.1 They just got their exorcise as they worked hard doing their many labors. Today we have to find time to workout, but, as we all know, that can be hard to do.2 So I would suggest that you walk as much as you can, and/or put a pull-up bar by your bathroom; that way, after every time you pee you can crank out five pull-ups.

That is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

  1. For I don’t think the term even existed. []
  2. Unless you’re unemployed. []

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